Diane’s new Column!

Diane’s new Humor Hotel column is up and you can read it!

Photographs of “swimsuit ready” women arrive at my trailer — without their swimsuits on. In fact, the only part of these temptresses that I can’t see is their faces, as the photos are from the neck down. Sitting in a trailer, staring at headless, nude, female bodies feels . . . beyond creepy. But even creepier is how fast I get used to it.

Does this woman look like me?